Dude, Where's My Slingshot?

Understand: I love women. I love women who wear thongs even more. I love women who display said thongs -- in the bar or on the beach -- with a passion that often makes me drop to my knees, stretch out my arms and yell, "Holy fuck, do I love America."

That said... this looks like it's gotta hurt. I mean... it has too. Doesn't it?