Before We Go Any Further...

Not to go off on an MTV tangent here, but does anybody on God's green earth wear a pair of jeans better than Ciara? Good christ almighty, the video for "Oh" has reduced me to a babbling, incoherent mess. Like, moreso than usual.

It is bigger than all of us, this ass is. And I am a slave to its not so gentle persuasions.

Must... stop... staring... at... TV screen...