Some of life's tough choices

Bachelor #1:
In a hardcore band.
Doesn't technically own a bed.
Drives a brown 1984 GMC van.
Works at Uncle's Minimarket on occasion.


Bachelor #2:
Goes to a lot of rock shows.
Got latest sheet set at Urban Outfitters.
Drives a 2005 silver Jetta.
Works at DevilDesign, a lucrative graphic/web design firm.

Who do you think I wanna go out with?