Every Fetish Fulfilled

I'm a sucker for those old '70s porno flicks where there's an actual attempt at plot and cornball dialogue, light years removed from much of the MTV-inspired stuff we see today. That said, there will always be a place in my heart for films in which chicks dress up as Wonder Woman, Supergirl and Catwoman and proceed to hump each other silly.

So I was understandably beside myself with glee when someone hipped me to this cinematic treasure trove, where titles like Batgirl Captured and Screwed and The Seductress Hypnotizes Wonder Woman can be found. My personal fave is Superman: The Weakness, in which Supergirl realizes that by slowly stroking Superman's cock, she can render him powerless. Go figure! And just like the real-life Superman flicks, this one's spawned a few sequels.

This is Nirvana for any guy who's ever begged his girl to dress up as Poison Ivy [and, likewise, any girl who's ever secretly desired slipping on a Wonder Woman outfit and straddling her boyfriend's face].

Oh, and if you need me, I'll be in the study. Watching Batman on Designer Island.