Detatchable Penis

I was reading this juicy news bit about Tom Sizemore (a man who truly lives up to his name), and I wondered--does this happen more often than I may realize? Have I been the unwitting victim of a man-made member? Many times I have groaned, between gasps of coital pleasure, "this is too good to be true!" And perhaps, sadly, it was. I could have very well been wined, dined, and taken to see "Inside Deep Throat" with nothing more than a special sale item found on page 74 of the Adam & Eve catalog.

Indeed, who knows what lurks in the pants of men?