My Hetero Crush

Not for Nothing, but I think Pamela Anderson is hot.

I've expressed my lack of enthusiasm for playing with girls, and that's still the case...but damn. To me, at least, she epitomizes sex--in all its luscious, drool-inspiring, curvaceous perfection. If I had to get mangled in a meat grinder and have a brilliant plastic surgeon bring me back to life using her centerfold as his guide map, hey, I'd definitely consider it.

Not only that, she's fine about going out with no makeup to the market--kids, minivan and all. And, she supports a good cause.

Yeah, she goes out with losers. Jesus, have you seen my CV? Aint nothing to be proud of, either. Hell, at least hers are famous (and well hung.)

So keep on truckin', Pam. You got my vote.