Fame Face
Jamie Foxx, I believe, came up with the term "Fame Face." When you start out in Hollywood, you're young, hungry, and desperate, eating Ramen for breakfast and actually giving some thought to posing for "Hot Gay Boys 2005 Calendar" just to keep from getting evicted. 
Then, when you finally break in, you start living large--money, chicks, loads of attention. Now you can eat. And drink. And party like a rock star.
You get soft. Puffy. The "Fame Face."
So that's how it works for boys in Hollywood. Now what about the girls?
You're young, hungry, but still got the baby fat. You eat like a normal person, and you can't afford organic vegetables and sushi. You're too poor to afford a gym membership, much less a personal trainer.
Then, when you finally break in, you start starving yourself and spend all your time at the gym. You smoke. And snort coke because it's got less calories than alcohol. You get your first of many boob jobs.
What the hell do we call that? The Fucked Face.
Then, when you finally break in, you start living large--money, chicks, loads of attention. Now you can eat. And drink. And party like a rock star.
You get soft. Puffy. The "Fame Face."
So that's how it works for boys in Hollywood. Now what about the girls?
You're young, hungry, but still got the baby fat. You eat like a normal person, and you can't afford organic vegetables and sushi. You're too poor to afford a gym membership, much less a personal trainer.
Then, when you finally break in, you start starving yourself and spend all your time at the gym. You smoke. And snort coke because it's got less calories than alcohol. You get your first of many boob jobs.
What the hell do we call that? The Fucked Face.
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