Thursday, December 23

Things Said to Me by McDonald's Employees or Lines from the Film Thirteen


"Would you like to try the 'Apple Dippers,' Sir?"

"That skank's got nothing on these double cheeseburgers."

"Sorry. No shirt, no shoes, no service."

"No bra, no panties. No bra, no panties. No bra, no panties."

"Can I super size that for you?"

"Hey, my friend wants to suck your dick."