Vote, or she'll Proposition 69 yer ass

Ah, election day. The only time in four years that you'll (presumably) find yourself in the rec room at the fire station, the middle school gymnasium, or the basement of the Elks Lodge. But, this aint your typical- octogenarians-with-irritable- bowel-syndrome voting denizens of four years ago. P Diddy and hot celebs with strategically-tied "Vote or Die" t-shirts have registered young voters in record numbers. So replace the blue-haired horrors with the hot brunette in stilettos ahead of you in line, or the drool-worthy tanned god still ripped from a recent ab workout behind you, and gee, suddenly your civic duty doesn't seem so tedious anymore, does it?