Me and Mrs. Rossdale

Is there anyone in this world cuter than Gwen Stefani?

No, there is not.

Very cute. Dare I say very hot. And, as my local parish priest says, "one of the best rear ends I've ever seen on a white girl." So there you go.

Actually, I had the Gwen Stefani dream again last night. Not the one where she casually shifts her weight off my face to ask if my jaw is hurting [it never is, BTW], or the one where she and I attack Kansas City with a killer robot. This was the one where she's pouring me bowl after bowl of Count Chocula while I practice the trumpet. No, I don't know what it means, either.

Then I woke up from my slumber and saw her latest video. The one for "What You Waiting For."

Ugh.

I think I'll go back to bed now.