She got the fat scared outta her

To those gentlemen who are tired of getting the Heisman every time they bust a move, I would strongly suggest The Grudge. It will have your ladyfriend crawling all over you faster than a bad rash. The plot makes no sense, the dialog is weak (what do you want, most of it's in Japanese) but I aint Roper or Fat Ebert so who gives a rat's ass. It serves its purpose of providing rampant squealing, grabbing, clutching, and squeezing action in a dark movie theater near you.