Let's Hear It For The Boy...toy

Ever since David Lee Roth moaned about bein' hot for teacher, the older woman/younger man thang has been flying along the pop culture freeway. Gone are the days of "poor spinster Aunt Celeste, at least she's got her 5 cats," or settling for a future with Mr. Balding, Fat-Ass Beer-Gut bitching about dinner. Who needs marriage if I've got this to look forward to at 40? Sure, a little botox, lipo and a tummy tuck are in the cards, and yeah, my personal trainer, chef and aesthetician may have to put in a little overtime. But this MLF will be cruising the frat houses and varsity games in no time.