Wednesday, March 12

Represent! Even When Screwing

Music can set the mood, but too often we fixate on shit like Roxy Music and "Gregorian Chants Concerning Eels." Fact: the single most knee-buckling blowjob I've ever received was rendered unto me as The Monkees' "Pleasant Valley Sunday" chortled away on a nearby stereo. Pleasant Valley, indeed! Now, whenever I see Mike Nesmith's greasy mug, I think back to the infamous fellatio-that-almost-killed-me. But in a good way.