Worst Possible Line to Begin a Business Meeting With
"Okay, before we get started, I'd like to get to that mandatory breast exam."
My Uncle Carl? Used it. Now he's stuffing "Whoopee Pies" at a factory in Chelsea. A former commodities broker, he's finding his new career "interesting."
Of course, a close runner up is, "Good point, sir. But, honestly, I'd like to run this past my cock and balls and see what they have to say about it." The day I totally stop giving a fuck -- which, I gotta tell ya, gets closer every day -- I'm using that one. Yes.
My Uncle Carl? Used it. Now he's stuffing "Whoopee Pies" at a factory in Chelsea. A former commodities broker, he's finding his new career "interesting."
Of course, a close runner up is, "Good point, sir. But, honestly, I'd like to run this past my cock and balls and see what they have to say about it." The day I totally stop giving a fuck -- which, I gotta tell ya, gets closer every day -- I'm using that one. Yes.
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