Tuesday, June 15

it's like faking an O

Ugh. I just attempted to watch the Mr. Clean version of Sex and the City on TBS. Have you ever caught "The Simpsons" in spanish when you're flipping around stations? Even if you spoke spanish, Hombre still aint Homer. Dubbed/cut/edited/castrated, whatever you want to call it, I think Sex on basic cable sucks ass. I'll gladly pay my extra $29.95 a month for ab-so-fuckin'-lutely, Samantha fucking a hot fireman/20-year-old/banker/neighbor/etc., and trash-talkin', potty-mouthed, east coast ladies. Oh yeah--I'll also take a couple of those soft pornos after 11:00PM, thank you very much.